Deceased Cleveland Browns Fan Delivers Final Parting Shot In His Obituary

Scott E. Entsminger was a lifelong Cleveland Browns fan, so in some respects it's impressive that he even made it to 55 years old. Unfortunately, Entsminger recently met his demise. However, he wanted to show one last bit of affection for the team that constantly disappointed during his lifetime. His obituary, printed in the Columbus Dispatch, has his final wishes as a fan.

A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder, he also wrote a song each year and sent it to the Cleveland Browns as well as offering other advice on how to run the team. He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time.

This brilliance gets me thinking about how I can potentially punish the New York Jets in the afterlife for the annual torture that comes with wearing green and white. Perhaps I can request to be buried near the NFL offices that keep the Lombardi Trophy… to symbolize getting close but never having a chance of actually getting it. 

Excuse me while I change my will.

(h/t: PFT)

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