Bartolo Colon’s PED Past Hasn’t Stopped His Long Career

Bartolo Colon is just as perplexing as he is inspirational. Suspect as sensational. The Texas Rangers 44-year-old pitcher is in his 21st MLB season and has resurrected his career from the dead more times than a zombie. On Wednesday he continued to defy the odds and the laws of Mother Nature with 7 innings of four-hit ball against the Seattle Mariners who just lost leader and All-Star second baseman Robinson Cano to an 80-game PED suspension.  

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On the cusp of his 45th birthday, Bartolo Colon pitched 7 2/3 innings and only allowed four hits to give the @Rangers a victory over the @Mariners.

Colon knows PED suspensions all too well, but he doesn’t know the fan backlash and abandonment that many other users have had to endure. For some reason, he gets the Papi Ortiz pass. 

In 2012, when baseball was still eradicating the remaining blemishes from its lucrative PED culture, Colon was suspended for 50 games after a positive drug test for what BALCO founder Victor Conte called “the granddaddy of all anabolic steroids testosterone.”  

“I apologize to the fans, to my teammates and to the Oakland A’s,” Colon said in a statement released by the players’ association. “I accept responsibility for my actions and I will serve my suspension as required by the joint drug program.”

Colon’s suspension was overshadowed by San Francisco Giants outfielder Melky Cabrera’s PED suspension which occurred in the same week. Cabrera was among the MLB leaders in hitting at the time and the San Francisco Giants were on their way to another World Series ring.  While other players attempted to deny their transgressions, Colon took his in the gut and kept it moving like the 100mph fastball he ate recently.  

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Bartolo Colon taking 100 MPH to the gut like a BOSS

Fansided wrote this description of Colons improbable MLB journey and the longevity and celebrity hes achieved, despite being an admitted PED user.  

“At 43 years old, Bartolo has used his good-natured personality to completely win over many of the fans who typically bash players with PED histories. Colon has proven that players can return to the leagues good graces if they just accept responsibility, apologize, and move on especially if they make us laugh.”

It appears so. 

From 2006-2011, Colon won just 22 games and lost 31 with an ERA of 4.71. He was on his fourth club in five years. By all accounts, his career was over. It was going to take a miracle for Colon to make an MLB roster the next season after a half-decade of ineffectiveness. That miracle came in the form of peds. A familiar magical elixir that has made legends of men and on the other hand destroyed the legacies and Cooperstown opportunities of some of the games iconic players. 

While other PED superstars were raked through the coals and blackballed from the Hall of Fame and had their reputations tarnished with the help of an MLB witch hunt, Colons apology was sufficient.

More contracts, a career rebirth that includes a 2016 All-Star Game nod and a social media-infused celebrity boost that made Colon the subjects of memes, posts, and tweets after hitting his first career home run followed. Colon slowly became a cult hero. Baseball’s Santa Clause and everyone’s lovable, huggable, grandpa figure who happens to be an out machine. 

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2 years ago Bartolo Colon was part of this magical moment.

No one really questioned how following his PED suspension, Colon could win an average of 14.4 games over the next five seasons with a high of 18 in 2013 at the age of 40 — almost a decade after he won the 2005 AL Cy Young Award after going 21-8 for the Los Angeles Angels. Then he remarkably won 15 games at the age of 43! 

When the Biogenesis scandal broke in 2013, Colons name was linked to the Florida-based clinic along with several other stars, including Alex Rodriguez, Melky Cabrera, and Ryan Braun

A-Rod is in the booth, Melky isnt in MLB and Braun is a shell of his 2011 MVP form. Colon, however,  is living his best life. Hes on borrowed time and still winning games as his 2-1 record and 2.82 ERA shows. Colon leads the American League in K/BB (8.) and walks per nine innings (0.71) and hes fifth in WHIP (0.84). Colon has truly sipped from the fountain of youth. 

The legend of Bartolo grows

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Retired players younger than him are sick with envy. Baseball fans worship Colon as some sort of gift from Avion the Greek God of eternity. Heads who know better, respect his game and his gangster and the fact that hes been a clubhouse leader, great MLB ambassador and captured the hearts of baseball fans and middle-aged washed athletes around the world, but youre never too old to use and never too untouchable to get caught. 

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Current players with PED history such as Nelson Cruz, Bartolo Colon, Dee Gordon, Ervin Santana, etc. went on to continue their careers after serving their suspensions. Fans still love watching them. That will be the case for Robinson Cano as well. But for now, man it does suck.

Lets hope Colons career is a lesson in endurance and insight into how mastercraftsmen perfect the art of pitching over time,  rather than an example of how one guy suckered the system for two decades. Suspicions remain, but in the meantime, Big Sexy just keeps pounding the zone.    

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