NY Giants Leave Manhattan Strip Club Patrons Feeling Blue

Now's as good a time as any for Rick's Cabaret to start raking in those Jets fans. Looks like the only dancing associated with the New York Giants for a while will be Victor Cruz salsa-ing in the endzone. The Giants have made complete boobs out of themselves in the first five weeks of the season and apparently that's hurting the topless dancers at Rick's Cabaret.

Via CBS New York:

“After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard. We are the first club to ban the Giants,” club spokesperson Lonnie Hanover told the Post.

Last Sunday, the Giants played at 1 p.m. Which means these dudes  were through the door at the strip club around noon. Fellas, have some dignity. Secondly, you might want to spend more time at church on Sundays, because the Giants may need a prayer or two — million to salvage this season. The Big Blue have given a whole new meaning to the term, Blue Balls.

“Nobody throws a party better than Rick’s Cabaret. We are all about fun, and it’s no fun watching the Giants anymore,” added Rick’s Cabaret Girl “Lindsay.” “We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our weekend football viewing parties all depressed.”

Besides, there are better ways to lose your money than throwing it away at strip clubs. Haven't they heard of sports gambling?