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Now We Know How Dick Cheney Kept Dubya Busy During National Security Meetings

Most former presidents tackle foreign policy, global hunger and make millions off speaking engagements.

Most former presidents tackle foreign policy, global hunger and make millions off speaking engagements. Unburdened by the weight of the oval office, George W. Bush has been a presidential phantom. However, after having his email hacked by someone named Guccifer, Fox 5 in Atlanta tracked down his art teacher who expounded on last month's revelation that George W. Bush enjoys painting himself nude in the shower. He also has a talent for painting dogs.

“He picked it up so quick, it was amazing, actually,” says Bonnie Flood. The prolific dog painter (“He started out painting dogs, and I think he said he’s painted over 50 dogs,” said Flood) is “going to go down in the history books as a great artist.”

As devout of a baseball fan as he is, it could have been worse. He could of been painting himself as a centaur.