More details of the Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady’s relationship and divorce are being leaked, and it’s more than we need to know. According to a report, Brady wasn’t satisfying his Brazilian supermodel wife in the bedroom on top of the fact that he kept choosing the NFL over family. Add in that an adult entertainment star offered to “help” the couple in the past and is now offering to “help” Brady with the divorce and we have a three ring circus.
“That marriage has gone cold as ice,” an NFL insider close to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ future Hall of Famer spilled. “Gisele is a Brazilian supermodel with a super sex drive and she’s told her friends she needs more from her all-American husband.”
Adult film star Brandi Love, a noted Brady fan, apparently offered her services to Bündchen and Brady in the past but never heard from them. Maybe they should’ve connected with the prolific film star?
“I’ve had a ‘hall pass’ crush on Tom Brady for years. It goes all the way back to his days as a Wolverine. The guy is drop dead gorgeous. Hard working, over achieving and a fierce competitor. I offered my company to him and Gisele when they were married because, well, damn! But they never got back to me,” Love explained.
Now Love is offering to help Brady get through the divorce. Check out her Twitter feed for what she’s willing to do to help Brady.
“Dear Mr McDreamy (Tom Brady) , I’m genuinely sorry to hear about the divorce. It’s probably the toughest thing for anyone, of any financial situation to go through. If you need a lap to cry in or If you need any help relaxing .. I can help. I’ve thought about how 4 a long time”
How did we get here?
Two very public figures who “sold” us the idea of family are breaking up that family, and people have questions. Plus, in this social media era the jokes are going to fly. That’s just the way it is.
Bündchen and Brady have both hired divorce lawyers and the divorce is proceeding forward. It remains to be seen how custody will be decided and how the assets will be divided.
Meanwhile Brady still has to play football for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who are 2-2 and have high hopes this season. The Bucs play the Atlanta Falcons at home this weekend. Love understands divorce is a big deal, but appreciates the importance of football.
“Anyway, divorce is brutal. Everyone who goes through it could use a friend. I’m the best kind,” said Love. “I come with benefits! Selfishly, I also need him relaxed and focused. He is after all my hometown QB!”
In the best-case scenario this divorce wraps up early in 2023, but it’s likely to drag on with sources from both sides leaking information to the press. That means more salacious details will come out, and this won’t be the end of it. Las Vegas bookmakers are even taking odds on who Bündchen will date next.
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