Fantasy Football Fail: Week 5

Raise your hand if you’re sick of these Giants running backs randomly going stupid-ham and racking up dozens of fantasy points. You’re not impressive, Ahmad. You’re annoying, sir. Your 25-plus point performance really grinds my gears. And just a couple weeks ago, it was Andre Brown (115 yards on the ground, three catches and two touchdowns), who came out of nowhere and made the Panthers look like that fluffy white pussy cat Kanye bought Kim. Fails all around, fellas. Knock it off.

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