Excuse the pun, but it appears Paula Deen's found herself in a pickle she couldn't wiggle out of. This week, Deen corroborated the published deposition detailing her racially insensitive antics over the years. In response, Black Twitter mercilessly skewered the Food Network's Southern cooking maven and threw some hot peppers on her doomed reputation through the #PaulasBestDishes viral hashtag. So we compiled the best satirically fictitious Paula Deen recipes that tweeters cooked up. These joints are side-splitting funny–or it might be the high calorie recipes Deen's been hawking to you for years doing their damage.
Strawb-aryan shortcake #PaulaDeenDishes Is this still a thing?
— Steve Kt (@SteveintheKT) June 21, 2013
#PaulasBestDishes Deep Fried WhitesOnly Fish, Massa I'm Po'Tatoes, Collered Need Not Apply Greens, and to drink, Aint Slavery Sweet Tea
— Jebus H Christmouse (@HJebus) June 23, 2013
Rosa Pork, with a side order of Okra Winfrey. #PaulasBestDishes
— Teju Cole (@tejucole) June 19, 2013
They said "Klu Klux Klam Chowder" "Lynchables" and "Section 8 Layer Cake". I'm out *closes casket* #PaulasBestDishes lol
— Coach DJ BJ (@SayGoDJ_BJ) June 19, 2013
#PaulasBestDishes "One Drop Rule" Red Kool-Aid
— Anjelica Partridge (@AnjelicaP) June 20, 2013
Oof. Someone tweeted "Reparations Rice" takes 400 years to cook. Y'all are off the chain. #PaulasBestDishes
— KelleyLCarter (@KelleyLCarter) June 19, 2013
Martin Luther King Crab with "I have a cream" sauce. #PaulasBestDishes
— Carmen Jones (@SpinDoc_CJ) June 23, 2013
Paula Deen can teach you how to properly segregate the eggs whites from the colored yolk. #paulasbestdishes
— Steph B-More (@StephBMore) June 19, 2013
Uncle Tomato Soup #paulasbestdishes
— Larry (@larry8675309) June 19, 2013
Massa-roni and cheese #PaulasBestDishes
— Swole Biz (@swolebizness) June 19, 2013
Swing Low, Sweet Cherry Pie #PaulasBestDishes
— Imani (@bootysmoke) June 19, 2013
#PaulasBestDishes You guys tried her Colored Greens?
— Aaron (@finnns2003) June 19, 2013
