Days like Thursday are made for Twitter. We had an MLB Playoff quadruple-header, a Thursday Night Football game and, most importantly, a Vice Presidential debate. Joe Biden laid the smack down on Paul Ryan, A’s wet the bed, Justin Verlander was Picasso-like with the way painted the corners, Reds collapsed and Yankees can’t buy a hit from A-Rod despite the millions they pay him.
Quit crying and win games.
Seriously, if you're gonna talk trash about your team and everyone on it, don't call yourself a fan. A fan is a supporter…
— Rashard Mendenhall (@R_Mendenhall) October 12, 2012
Great fans they deserve better.
— Mark Teahen (@ESPY_TEAHEN) October 12, 2012
They lost in the movie, too.
Dear Oakland A's , you are facing elimination 2night. Where is the "Moneyball" hype? Tigers leading 6-0 bottom 7th. #mlb
— JALEN ROSE (@JalenRose) October 12, 2012
I’d love to know what your celebration is, Ray. But you don’t make any plays.
@spoonjones they stealing yo celebration bruh
— Ray Edwards (@Ray_Edwards) October 12, 2012
Maybe you can see what it’s like to win a big game?
I'm a big time LSU fan this weekend. Geaux Tigers!
— Mark Richt (@MarkRicht) October 12, 2012
Hopefully the outfit looks better than the Steelers record.
Pissed like everyone else in the 412!! Goodnight world, I need a min… *screams* Thanks for helping me pick my outfit out for tomorrow…
— Swin Cash (@SwinCash) October 12, 2012
He seemed more than OK to me.
WHAT are you giggling at? This actually isn't even funny anymore. I am legitimately concerned Biden is not OK
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) October 12, 2012
Biden > Bane.
"Oh, you think sad stories are your ally. But you merely adopted the sad story; I was born in it, moulded by it." – Joe Biden #VPDEbate
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 12, 2012
Hey, Hey, Hey. Goodbye
If this debate was a Little League game it would have been called off a half-hour ago. #mercyrule
— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) October 12, 2012
He’d beat 75% of the guys there just off his “rap hands” alone.
Biden should've been on the BET Ciphers. He'd have flowed the shirt and shoes off anybody.
— Matt Whitener (@CheapSeatFan) October 12, 2012
I thought he was going to get draped in a James Brown robe at the end.
Joe Biden's body language will be studied by dancers, actors, and orators alike for decades.
— Salt N. Fapper (@FeministaJones) October 12, 2012
You have questions, we have answers. See next tweet.
How does Ryan still have water in his cup ?#VPDebate2012
— Ed (@WordsfromED) October 12, 2012
Learning is half of the battle.
Lol did y'all see that camera shot? Ryan got fiddy-eleven glasses under there
— K Lanise (@deltalady) October 12, 2012
Sad, but true.
James Harrison couldn't cover JaMarcus Russell at this point..should never be put in coverage
— Robert Littal (@BlkSportsOnline) October 12, 2012
To whom much is given….
While everyone's focused on A-Rod's struggles and he's got plenty…his numbers are still BETTER than Cano's and Grandy's..#notALLhim
— Mike Hill (@MikeHillESPN) October 12, 2012
It burns, though.
Wearing goggles in the winning locker room champagne shower is soft.
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) October 12, 2012
Some saw it that way, but apparently others felt differently.
I heard Biden was bump & Run man to man and highstepped that thang in the end.
— DeionSanders (@DeionSanders) October 12, 2012
It didn’t seem that way to me.
#CNN now saying Ryan won the debate. When? At what point? Are they high? Steeling myself for what Candy Crowley's moderating will be like…
— Nancy Giles (@nancygilesnyc) October 12, 2012
Yet people tried to spin Ryan as the winner.
The Twitter liberals I follow seem incredibly fired up about Biden; the Twitter conservatives I follow, seem incredibly fired up about Biden
— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) October 12, 2012
She kicked Jim Lehrer’s ass.
Martha won that debate. Her leadership skills r clearly better than both lol
— Ryan Grant (@RyanGrant25) October 12, 2012